Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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