i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Come on in and take your pants off
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