Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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