is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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