im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Michael Bay diarrhea
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You are the jesus of drinking
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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