It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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