Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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