stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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