I haven't been this sober since birth.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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