I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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