love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I'm just crazy horny about you
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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