So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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