just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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