One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
