how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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