i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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