oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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