Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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