he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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