The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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