If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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