some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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