The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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