Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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