I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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