Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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