I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
