Are we in a gay sports bar?
You smell like stripper and shame
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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