He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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