he wants to bone in the snuggie
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize
