lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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