My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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