What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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