your parents love me but you hate me
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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