He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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