grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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