I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this will be a night to untag.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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