i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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