im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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