I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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