Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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