Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Randomize