do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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