the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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