and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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