I look better un-naked...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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