it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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