I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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