You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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