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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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