THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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