The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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