Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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